Quotes that give you a laugh and make you smile come under Humor Quotes. Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy. These quotes will help you to deal with the stress and all-day frustration. If you are looking for the list of best Humor quotes, Visit Crave Books.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Peter F. Drucker
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
Do what you do best, and outsource the rest.
Edward De Bono
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful.
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Section 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC
"At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat."
1914 translation by H. Rackham
"On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."